What's in it for the children?

Questions UBC CW MFA faculty get on their voicemails tomorrow:
* Can I take "real" English courses?
* What's happening, sportsfan? What's new, tiger lily?
* Are you "serious"?
* Tell me about Canadian poetry. Let's get it over with. I mean, why call your magazine "PRISM International" unless you're insecure?
* Why should I move? Better off blogging!
* What price bananas?
* Can I race you to the top?
* Where's the money, Svendsen?